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[  ] You have a boyfriend/girlfriend.
[X] You have your own room.
[X] You own a cell phone.
[  ] You have an ipod/ mp3 player.
[X] Your parents are still married.
[  ] You have more than 2 best friends. (Well i have 2 sooooo...... Lol nope!)
[  ] There is a swimming pool in your backyard.
Total: 3

[X] You dress how you want to.
[/] You hang out with friends more than once a week.
[X] There is a computer/ laptop in your room.
[X] You have never been beaten up.
[X] You never cry more than twice a month. (Twice a month?! Holy crap how often do people cry?!?)
[X] You are allowed to listen to the music you want to. (How can you not be allowed to?)
[X] Your room is big enough for you.
[X] People don't use you for something you have. Not that I'm aware of but what do I know.
[X] You have been to a concert. (I play at concerts! )
Total: 11,5

[ ] You have over 50 friends on Facebook. (I don't know and i don't care...)
[X] Your parents let you have a Facebook.,
[X] You get allowance
[X] You collect something normal. (STONES!!!!..... That isn't normal is it?)
[ ] You look forward to going to school. (Look forward to going to school? Are you kidding me?)
[X] You don't wish you were someone else. (I AM AWESOME!!!!)
[ ] You play a sport
[X] You do something after school.
Total: 16,5

[ ] You own a car.
[X] You usually don't fight with your parents.
[X] You are happy with your appearance.
[ ] You aren't self-conscious at all.
[X] You have never got a failing grade in your life. (if we don't count things outside school)
[X] You have friends. (Who dafuq hasn't?)
Total: 20,5

[ ] You know what is going on in the world. (I don't even want to know that much about what's going on.)
[ ] You care about so many people. (why should i?)
[X] You are happy with your life.
[X] You know more than one language.
[X] You have a screen name. (Of course)
[X] You own a pet.
[ ] You know the words to 5 songs.
[ ] You don't have any enemies. (How is that possible?)
[ ] You are a generally nice person. (I don't know but i don't think so.)
Total: 24,5

Now count your numbers and multiply by three.

Then title this journal "My life is __% Happy"

73,5%? I'm one happy mutherf*cker.....